- There is this man, like upper middle age - say, around 45 or so - that walks the streets of my home town and mutters things to pedestrians, people in cars or like me, people on bikes.
Only once have I heard what he actually said, and it was about me not having a light on my bike. I really wish that this man would get hit by a truck, because he annoys me something fiercely. Sometimes when I hear him mutter at me, passing him on the bike, I just want to stop and say to him: "Shut the fuck up, you ugly turd excuse of a man; mind your own damned business, why don't ya!?", but of course, I don't. I don't wanna make a scene.
What he thinks he is, is a civilian traffic overseer or something like that, walking the sidewalks, or the bike-paths and muttering out commands. I guess its like, ride your bike on the designated bike path, not on the walking path next to it; have a light on your bike; don't drive too fast; don't drive too slow; don't walk on the bike-path; don't cross the street where there is no crossing, etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc... etc.
Can someone please just run him over, already!?
Here is what I really think: This man is nuts! He has all these thoughts, about how traffic should be handled in this town (many people have these thoughts; but they are just thoughts), but the problem is he doesn't just think it; he speaks it out loud, as a reaction, and not only that, but he is unaware of it.
The guy looks like a monkey when he walks and he always wears a simple baseball cap... oh, yeah, he has a big gut too, like as if he drinks plenty of beer, so now you know who to look for if you happen to find yourself in my hometown... and please, if you have the chance to kill him: DO IT!